Brand New to this Blogging thing

Hello everybody, and welcome to my blog.

It was today while perched on my love's window, looking at the beautiful landscape (the neighbor's wall), that I thought I lead a very interesting life for a creature of my kind, so I decided to keep a journal of my everyday happenings.

I'm pretty new to these whole 'internet' and 'BLOGGING' things, so please bear with me. I hope you all have fun while reading my daily adventures AND misadventures.

But let me introduce myself: My name is Linguini. I don't believe I have a lastname. I am a stuffed replica from the super handsome and smart, Alfredo Linguini, from the Disney animated blockbuster, Ratatouille - I haven't actually seen it, but my future daughter-in-law loves it!. I was brought into this home on May 10th, 2008 as a mother's day present.

I'll admit I was kind of scared when I got to my new home, you know, the whole ordeal of being taken away from my brothers and sisters and brought into a new place was kind of traumatic. But I was received with open arms by the most beautiful woman: The Love of my Life. I was shocked that she immediately took me to sleep with her, but very happy at the same time.

Saddly, a few days later that I discovered she was actually a married woman. It was then that I decided I'd fight for her love. Sure, her husband is much bigger, and a human, but I will never surrender. I know she loves me.

Well, this is all I have to say for today. My Love is already alseep, and she needs me to keep her company, we'll see if her husband lets me stay in their bed tonight.